remind me why
"...it's as if you're pounding on the massive doors of the kingdom of your wildest dreams. At first lightly, even respectfully, then, losing patience, louder and louder. You pray. You plead. You beg. You ask. You cry. You wail. And just on the other side of the door, your faithful, adoring subjects silently writhe, some quietly crying, all intensely feeling your frustration and loneliness.
Yet they remember all too well how, on the day you left, you made them swear not to ever open the door, so that you might discover for yourself...
... that it was left unlocked."